Monday, May 15, 2017

A boy's best friend is himself

We’ve heard a fair amount about Donald J. Trump’s pop, Fred -- who set his son up in business and bailed him out of a losing proposition at least once down through the years  – but what about his mom?  

Show the swirl, girl!


Mary Anne (MacLeod) Trump was an illegal immigrant from Scotland who married Fred Trump in 1936 and dutifully bore five children while staying, more or less, in the background as her husband and then her more flamboyant son plied their trade in the male-dominated world of Big Business.

Active in philanthropy, Ma Trump moved in high social circles, and went in for ostentation, not the least in her hairstyles. Her favorite – one she passed along to her son – was a distinctive “orange swirl.”

“Part of the problem I’ve had with women,” our Commander-in-Chief has said, “is in having to compare them to my incredible mother.”

As always, Trump’s treatment of any subject is in reference to himself. Our President’s version of “M-O-T-H-E-R,” the schmaltzy song recorded by Eddy Arnold and scores of others, might go something like this:

“M is for the Millions who adore me;
 O means Only I can fix our ills;
 T is for the Throngs that turn out for me,    
 H is for my HUGE array of skills;    
 E is for Enormous crowds that love me;
 R means Right, and right I always am;
Put them all together, and think of me;

And my motto: Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.